Sunday, September 13, 2009

Jokes of the Day

I got these from my email, and I found these are so funny. Enjoy !

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, Doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Dee's Notes


  1. It is indeed funny dee. It makes me laugh. Thanks for sharing these jokes. One of the best thing you can give to somebody is to make her/him smile. Have a wonderful day my friend and thank you for visiting my two blogs. Take care.

  2. haha...nice jokes...thanks for sharing and for the visit.


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