Never Ever Lie to a woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up". "And oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish ? He said, "Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer,guys......

The wife answered, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box !!! ...'



Got that ? ;)
So..... Never Ever Lie To A Woman... lol


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Invisible Man

This guy paints himself, no kidding, no trick photography... he just paints himself...
The last picture is very amazing..... It was hardly to find him :D

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Jokes of the Day

I got these from my email, and I found these are so funny. Enjoy !

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, Doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

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Favourite Song (Claudine by Maxim Mrvica)

Mrvica took up piano lessons from the age of nine from Marija Sekso and gave his first public performance in the same year. Just three years later he gave his first concert performance of Haydn’s Piano Concerto in C major. When war broke out in 1991, both Mrvica and his professor were determined that this would not disrupt his music studies. In spite of the war and surrounding turbulence, Mrvica entered in, and won, his first major competition in Zagreb in 1993.

Mrvica went on to study at the Music Academy in Zagreb where he spent five years under Professor Vladimir Krpan, who himself was a pupil of Arturo Benedetti Michelangeli. He then spent a year at the Franz Liszt Conservatoire in Budapest and during this year he won first prize at the Nikolai Rubinstein International Piano Competition. In 2000, he moved to Paris to study with Igor Lazko and gained first prize in the Pontoise Piano Competition in 2001.

When he returned to Croatia he found himself to be the focus of intense media interest and he made frequent television appearances as well as giving a great number of interviews. He soon found himself recording his first CD, Gestures, an album of contemporary Croatian piano pieces. Gestures became one of the fastest-selling classical recordings to be released in Croatia, and Mrvica was even invited to officiate the Porin award ceremony, an honour not usually granted to a classical artist.

Source : http://www.wikipedia.org/



Download this song : Claudine by Maxim Mrvica










Download this song : Claudine by Maxim Mrvica

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Long Distance Love

This is the story about me and my boyfriend. I met him online almost a year ago from some social network. He's an Aussie. At the moment, we can only communicate through internet and also by phone.

But I'm so excited to hear that he will come over soon, to visit me, by this end of October. So now all we do is counting down the days... lol.

I know its not that easy to keep long distance relationship. But we're trying hard to make it. All we need is to understand each other and to trust each other as well. Too much jelousy is not good, and we believe that.

That is why I try to always tell him about what's going on in my life. Even I told him about my first love I met back through facebook. And he was ok with that. (I'm not gonna cheat on him tough...lol).

I have a good feeling with this guy. I dont know if it was fate or was only a coincidence. But we have many things we like the same. Movies, foods, songs (Lucky by Jason Mraz and Claudine by Maxim Mrvica) and few more things.

One thing that we have tottaly different... He's so big and I'm so tiny, haha... He's 185 cm / 108 kg, and I'm only 162 cm / 50 kg. But I think that wouldnt be a problem for us. Well, to all of you guys, please send us good lucks so we can really make it. Because I LOVE HIM so much...

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Favourite Song (Lucky by Jason Mraz)

LUCKY
Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky oh my, baby I'm trying

Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Oooohhhhoohhhhohhooohhooohhooohoooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music, feel the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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LUCKY by Jason Mraz Feat. Colbie Caillat

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