Good One! Or Good Wan???

Wow, been over 2 years now since my last post. Days gone quick when we are busy. Now just wanted to share this hillarous joke i got from a friend. So, enjoy!


Good Wan! Or Good One!

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes, I understand Sir. You want to speak to anyone so you can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!
Operator: I know, you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But, what's this urgent matter about, Sir?
Caller: Well... Just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan, was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured, and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital!
Operator: Look, if no one was injured, and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter Sir! You may find this hillarious, but i dont have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree Sir.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry! Now give me your name!
Operator: That's what I said Sir, I'm Saw Ree...
Caller: Oh... Good!!!!

12 Ways To Know That You Love Someone

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IT'S TRUE!!!!

These are 12 ways to know that you love someone. Read carefully from twelve down to number one and you will find out that I'm telling you the truth !



TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH ! YOU KNOW WHO YOU LOVE THE MOST !

Jokes of the Day

I got these from my email, and I found these are so funny. Enjoy !

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, Doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."