Good One! Or Good Wan???

Wow, been over 2 years now since my last post. Days gone quick when we are busy. Now just wanted to share this hillarous joke i got from a friend. So, enjoy!


Good Wan! Or Good One!

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes, I understand Sir. You want to speak to anyone so you can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!
Operator: I know, you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But, what's this urgent matter about, Sir?
Caller: Well... Just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan, was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured, and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital!
Operator: Look, if no one was injured, and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter Sir! You may find this hillarious, but i dont have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree Sir.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry! Now give me your name!
Operator: That's what I said Sir, I'm Saw Ree...
Caller: Oh... Good!!!!

Never Ever Lie to a woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up". "And oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish ? He said, "Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer,guys......

The wife answered, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box !!! ...'



Got that ? ;)
So..... Never Ever Lie To A Woman... lol

Jokes of the Day

I got these from my email, and I found these are so funny. Enjoy !

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, Doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."